Monday, August 29, 2005
I Could Be A Superhero Sidekick!
Thanks to NRO's Corner for this link about a new comic book
I'm sorry, I'm getting carried away here, but a conservative comic book is just more fun than I should be allowed to have.
America's future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.Scoff if you will, but us bloggers in the tail, we got to have a role in this somewhere -- blog wars against the libs, our blogs specially equipped with super techno whizmos to protect them from the overwhelming powers of the lib bloggers. Wait, I know, eventually my computer and I fuse and I become "Blogman" able to wield the powers of the blogosphere at a whim, raining right-wing electrons on the forces of evil.
In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sights on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called "The Freedom of Information League", aka F.O.I.L.
I'm sorry, I'm getting carried away here, but a conservative comic book is just more fun than I should be allowed to have.
