Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Where Are the Gay Activists?
A German zoo has imported four female penguins from Sweden in an effort to tempt its gay penguins to go straight.
Isn't this discriminatory? Aren't these penguins being robbed of their inate right to be who they are? Don't we need to dispatch armies of lawyers to bring litigation against the zoo? How can we stand for this?
Oh Wait!...This kind of makes sense. Hmmmmmmmm.