Friday, April 22, 2005
Friday Humor
Can't resist this one...My wife sent it to me...
A man and a woman, who have never met before, foundthemselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly-he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman,saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you bewilling to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.""I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let'spretend that we're married""
Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed "Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
A man and a woman, who have never met before, foundthemselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly-he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman,saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you bewilling to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.""I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let'spretend that we're married""
Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed "Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
