Thursday, May 05, 2005
Found In Food
Yesterday we noted that there was practical-joking severed human finger loose in the country, hiding in people's food jumping out and yelling "Gotcha'" Apparently though, the wild finger chooses his shots carefully
Despite the horrifying find - and widespread media coverage of an infamous finger incident at a Wendy's restaurant in California in March - work place statistics show that the chance of a body part winding up in food is extremely small.My guess is that the finger, now under heavy suspicion, has fled the country for England where it is now presenting itself as a snake.
Five-year-old Jordan Willett, from Dawley, Shropshire, discovered the live reptile inside his box of Golden Puffs on Bank Holiday Monday.Bank Holiday sounds like a good reason for a practical joke to me.
