Jesus Christ is hoping to move to West Virginia, but he's having trouble getting a driver's license.
The man is described as a white-haired businessman who's been using that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport, Social Security card and Washington, D.C., driver's license bearing the name Jesus Christ.
But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license requirements, since his Florida birth certificate bears his original name. Plus, the man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. still hasn't gotten an official name change approved in Washington.
There is not much to say except this guy needs a life.
# posted by John Schroeder @ 5/09/2005 05:05:00 AM
