Wednesday, June 08, 2005
I Have Heard of "Ants In Your Pants"...
Sorry, there is no punchline here, it really is just ridiculous.Woman smuggled fish in trousers
An Australian woman was found to be carrying 51 live tropical fish after custom officials were alerted by "flipping" noises coming from beneath her skirt as she arrived at Melbourne airport.
On closer inspection, officers discovered the woman had strapped on an apron of plastic water-filled bags containing the fish, the Australian Customs Service said.