Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Warning: Very Funny Geek Humor
Consider this article
Top 10 Ways to Destroy EarthSounds ominous does it not?
Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.If you go to the article and follow the links there are some very funny ideas. I think my favorite is number 3
You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.
Fools.
The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily.
So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do not think this will be easy.
Pulverized by impact with blunt instrument -- You will need: a big heavy rock, something with a bit of a swing to it... perhaps MarsI am wondering though -- would something as round as Mars qualify as blunt?
