Wednesday, July 13, 2005

 

The Best of Pravda

THEY GOT THIS RIGHT

Filed under Russia Makes It Funny
Frogs will obviously be happy when they discover special underground passages underneath the surface of the highway. The majority of regional residents, however, will be shocked to know about such a considerable amount of money spent for the purpose to save the amphibians. Spending ten million euros on ecology is quite normal for European standards. On the other hand, the majority of both Ukrainian and Russian people believe that spending millions of euros on such ugly creatures as frogs and toads is insane.
Nothing like a little Russian common sense

STOP THE PRESSES

Doesn't take much to make news in Russia sometimes

Russian male cat lives for 18 years without any females

We have one that is almost 20 and our vet tells us it's not that uncommon. I should also say that it is probably the lack of female companionship that has contributed most to his longevity.

WHY YOU NEVER WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR IN RUSSIA

Or the Dentist for that matter.
"It goes without saying that such a toothbrush will not be good in daily toothcare, but it can be successively used as a weapon to scare street hooligans off."


But this really takes the cake
Doctors will remember the patient for a very long time. The woman was hospitalized with horrible stomachache. Specialists diagnosed the uterus tumor, but the woman gave birth to a baby-girl.
You know, there is a lot of abortion in Russia, maybe they really can't tell the difference.

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