Friday, July 22, 2005
Friday Humor
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck - She wanted a fast little sports-like car.
He would have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds or less. And since my birthday is coming up, you could surprise me!?
And so, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale!
Services are pending?
BONUS HUMOR
This may be the definition of paranoid.
He would have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds or less. And since my birthday is coming up, you could surprise me!?
And so, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale!
Services are pending?
BONUS HUMOR
This may be the definition of paranoid.
