Wednesday, September 07, 2005

 

The Best of Pravda

Yet another in the very long line of drunken Russian tales
The personnel of the Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs? office in Poltavskaya region arrested 39-year-old milker and watchman of one of the farms for cutting cows? tails, Ukrainski Novyny reports.

The arrested man was in the state of alcoholic intoxication and became angry when one of the cows lashed his face with its tail.
I've never milked a cow drunk, but I have milked a cow, and I've been tempted.

Archeaological Self-Reference:
Discoveries in Egypt may be extremely surprising sometimes. In Beijing, an international joint research group from the Catholic University in Leuven and Beijing University discovered a collection of Egypt art that was believed lost for many years already. A Chinese ambassador to Cairo compiled the collection in 1906; when he died the items of the collection were distributed between the Beijing University Museum, the Arts Museum in Beijing and Beijing National Library.
Archeaologists are discovering things that archeaologists lost. Imagine what happens in a few thousand years when they dig up the British Museum, they may think all of civilzation started in London.

World's best naval flanker Su-33 crashed in Northern Atlantic

I know some guys in the Navy and the Air Force that would read that and respond with but two words -- "Prove It!"

Wishful Thinking? - Katrina is to undermine Bush's authority

This is really proof that they don't get the whole constitutional thing -- the President's "authority" does not change. His poll results might be affected, but not his authority.

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