Friday, September 02, 2005
Friday Humor
Amusing Things Grade School Students Have Written In Papers:
- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
- (Define H2O and CO2.) - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.
- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.
- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives ~~ more silk.
- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.
- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
- Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.
- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
- In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
- In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.
