President Bush had a more pressing worry than terrorism or reforming the United Nations during a Security Counil meeting in New York yesterday - the leader of the world's only superpower wanted to go the loo.
I was completely unaware that election to the office of President of the United States had, among its rewards and priviledges the assumption of certain superhuman powers, including no longer needing to engage in the same bodily functions the rest of us do.
Because that is the only way this qualifies as news! Otherwise, this is the journalistic equivalent of snickering when you see your first grade teacher in the grocery store, because at
the age of SIX it never really dawned on you they had a life outside the classroom.
# posted by John Schroeder @ 9/16/2005 05:40:00 AM
