Friday, October 07, 2005
Friday Humor
My wife told me this was funny, I'm not sure I get it
You Might Be An Engineer If...
You Might Be An Engineer If...
- choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
- you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
- the sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.
- you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
- you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
- you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
- you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
- you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
- you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
- you know what http:// stands for.
- you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.
- you see a good design and still have to change it.
- you window shop at Radio Shack.
- your laptop computer costs more than your car.
- your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.
- you've already calculated how much you make per second.
- you've tried to repair a $5 radio.
