Wednesday, November 09, 2005

 

The Best Of Pravda

There must be no news in Russia because the most recent perusal of Pravda was the most inane yet.

You want to talk about OLD news:

Mummies of Egyptian pharaohs mysteriously disappear from pyramids

Uh, yeah, several thousand years ago, and like we haven't known it for decades ourselves. What was it again that made king Tut's tomb so spectacular? (discovered 80 years ago) -- oh yeah -- there was something in it.

In our next item, why report when you can insult:

Little-brained big heads of the States

Well, my little brained big head of State has a bigger brain that yours oh home to Chernobyl...

And then, well, there is no comprehending this

Energy vampires do not need fangs to live

Are they talking about people that drive low mileage cars or what?

Finally, it's good to know racism is alive and well somewhere

Black babes lose their African spirit and attraction in Moscow

I used to think Pravda was no worse than American tabloids, now I am beginning to wonder....

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