Wednesday, November 09, 2005
The Best Of Pravda
There must be no news in Russia because the most recent perusal of Pravda was the most inane yet.
You want to talk about OLD news:
Uh, yeah, several thousand years ago, and like we haven't known it for decades ourselves. What was it again that made king Tut's tomb so spectacular? (discovered 80 years ago) -- oh yeah -- there was something in it.
In our next item, why report when you can insult:
Well, my little brained big head of State has a bigger brain that yours oh home to Chernobyl...
And then, well, there is no comprehending this
Are they talking about people that drive low mileage cars or what?
Finally, it's good to know racism is alive and well somewhere
I used to think Pravda was no worse than American tabloids, now I am beginning to wonder....
You want to talk about OLD news:
Uh, yeah, several thousand years ago, and like we haven't known it for decades ourselves. What was it again that made king Tut's tomb so spectacular? (discovered 80 years ago) -- oh yeah -- there was something in it.
In our next item, why report when you can insult:
Well, my little brained big head of State has a bigger brain that yours oh home to Chernobyl...
And then, well, there is no comprehending this
Are they talking about people that drive low mileage cars or what?
Finally, it's good to know racism is alive and well somewhere
I used to think Pravda was no worse than American tabloids, now I am beginning to wonder....
