Monday, November 07, 2005
Those Darn Americans
A mysterious and powerful radio signal is interfering with electronic garage door openers around Canada's capital.They're on to us. It's all part of a plot on the part of our military to egg all the consumer vehicles Ottowa because Lord knows they have nothing better to do.
J.P. Cleroux of Ram Overhead Door Systems told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. the problem began last weekend.
"It affects a 25-mile radius. That's huge," said Cleroux.
Cleroux believes the culprit may be the U.S. Embassy.
The motivation behnd this plot is to increase the need for car wash workers in the Great White North, helping to ease American problems with illegal immigration.
