Thursday, December 29, 2005
Can It Truly Be Called 'Accidental'...
...when this level of stupidity is involved?Fire officials say the 48-year-old woman was trying to light her home when the power was out and reached for what she thought was a candle. But once she lit it, fire officials say she blew off four fingers because it was a firecracker and not a candle.
I thought this only happened in old Warner Bros cartoons! Repeat after me: "Candles are made of wax, they feel smooth and slick, firecrackers are made of paper, they are scratchy and have texture." Say it again...
