Friday, January 06, 2006
WARNING!
If you are stuck on stupid, the following labels are for you:
- label was attached to a heat gun/paint remover that reaches temperatures of 1000 degrees: "Do not use this tool as a hair dryer,"
- label on a kitchen knife, warning the user, "Never try to catch a falling knife."
- a cocktail napkin printed with a map of the waters around Hilton Head, S.C. "Not to be used for navigation,"
- a bottle of dried bobcat urine used to keep pests away from garden plants: "Not for human consumption,"