Tuesday, February 14, 2006
If The VP Shot Someone In The Woods...
...and the press was not there to witness it, did it really happen?
I wonder if anyone in the press corp has figured out why some high administration officials do things like go hunting, far, far away from civilization? Is it just possible because they would like a moment or two to be a human being instead of a photo op? Might it be possible that Dick Cheney felt the human relationship angle of this incident outweighed the press' voracious apetite?
Oh jeez, what am I saying? If the press doesn't have the story the world will stop turning on it axis and the gravity itself will cease to function. I forgot, it's temporary insanity. Forgive me.
Related Tags: Dick Cheney, shotgun, accidental shooting, press corps, silly, sarcasm
I wonder if anyone in the press corp has figured out why some high administration officials do things like go hunting, far, far away from civilization? Is it just possible because they would like a moment or two to be a human being instead of a photo op? Might it be possible that Dick Cheney felt the human relationship angle of this incident outweighed the press' voracious apetite?
Oh jeez, what am I saying? If the press doesn't have the story the world will stop turning on it axis and the gravity itself will cease to function. I forgot, it's temporary insanity. Forgive me.
Related Tags: Dick Cheney, shotgun, accidental shooting, press corps, silly, sarcasm
