Blogotional: The Fever Swamp Left Eats It's Own

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

The Fever Swamp Left Eats It's Own

FISH have feelings, too, according to the folks at PETA, who are taking aim at writer Josh Kilmer-Purcell. The author, whose best-selling memoir, "I Am Not Myself These Days," chronicles his double life as an ad exec-cum-drag performer, was put on notice last week by the animal-rights group's "Fish Empathy Project" for alleged cruelty to goldfish. As his whip-cracking alter-ego, Aquadisiac, Kilmer-Purcell donned a pair of clear plastic breasts filled with live goldfish. Says PETA: "It would be, for you, like living in a covered bathtub that's constantly moving, tossing you around as you defecate in it. It's filthy, painful and terrifying for these animals."

All of which is somehow funny as long as I do not have to actually watch any of it...

Oh yeah, as long as we are Stuck on Stupid, I got to tell you this one

BUNGLING crooks who robbed a van on its way to Heathrow got away with £75million - in MONOPOLY money.

The gang snatched the white Ford Transit from a street - convinced it was crammed with genuine currency.

But it was carrying hundreds of copies of the family board game, plus bundles of worthless Monopoly £500 and £100 notes to be used in an ad campaign.