Friday, August 11, 2006
Friday Humor
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Vincent,Soon came the response:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Dear Dad,At 4 a.m the next morning FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area however, they did not find any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Vinnie
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,Related Tags: joke, humor, Friday humor, tomatoes, plating, prison
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie
