Friday, August 25, 2006
Friday Humor
This may be the most politically incorrect post I have ever done, but it sure made me laugh --
One-liner jokes from the Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef: [ed note: I can't figure out if this guy is real or not - but hey, it's just jokes]
1. Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
2. On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "Occupied."
3. What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
4. How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
5. Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians? It bombed!
6. What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
7. Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
8. Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
9. Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
10. What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
11. A Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
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One-liner jokes from the Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef: [ed note: I can't figure out if this guy is real or not - but hey, it's just jokes]
1. Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
2. On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "Occupied."
3. What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
4. How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
5. Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians? It bombed!
6. What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
7. Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
8. Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
9. Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
10. What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
11. A Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
Related Tags: Friday humor, joke, politically incorrect
