Saturday, April 14, 2007
The Invincible Iron Links
Could this be why I don't like Will Ferrell all that much? It's not funny.
When toilet plungers are outlawed, only outlaws will have toilet plungers.
The same for beavers. I wonder if they know they are outlawed?
DUCK! -- Or Else
Lies, lies, lies - it wasn't the sausage, sausage is good, it was the idiot waiter. Unless, of course, it was bangers which are inedible.
It wasn't me, nor was it me with the fountain at Irwin Library, 1977, and I have no idea who it was.
Getting paid for doing nothing.
"Researchers" my eye! People who think they are not making enough money, that's who.
This calls the evil genius in me.
Related Tags: joke, humor, wisecrack, sarcasm
When toilet plungers are outlawed, only outlaws will have toilet plungers.
The same for beavers. I wonder if they know they are outlawed?
DUCK! -- Or Else
Lies, lies, lies - it wasn't the sausage, sausage is good, it was the idiot waiter. Unless, of course, it was bangers which are inedible.
It wasn't me, nor was it me with the fountain at Irwin Library, 1977, and I have no idea who it was.
Getting paid for doing nothing.
"Researchers" my eye! People who think they are not making enough money, that's who.
This calls the evil genius in me.
Related Tags: joke, humor, wisecrack, sarcasm
