Friday, January 25, 2008
Friday Humor
One evening as a family was eating dinner, the mother knowing that her young son Johnnie had been telling lot's of lies as of late, announced that she had made arrangements for her son to go over to talk to their priest. The priest had a good reputation for helping people who were compulsive liars.
The mother asks her son if he would go over to the parsonage and help the priest with some chores. So Johnnie being a very helpful kid went over.
At answering the door the priest ask Johnnie if he was at church Sunday, of course he lied and said yes.
"Well," said the priest, "I guess you seen what happened at church Sunday?"
"Yes" said Johnnie lying.
"Well I guess you saw that big grizzly bear come through the front door and up the aisle grabbing people from their seats and eat them alive?"
"Yeah" said Johnnie.
"Well I guess you saw that little dog come in right behind him, and stare each other down right in the middle of the church?"
"Yeah" said Johnnie, lying again.
After a few moments of silence the priest finally looked Johnnie straight in the eye and ask Johnnie if he honest to God believed that story.
Johnnie replied, without a quiver, "I sure do preacher, that was my Dog!"
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The mother asks her son if he would go over to the parsonage and help the priest with some chores. So Johnnie being a very helpful kid went over.
At answering the door the priest ask Johnnie if he was at church Sunday, of course he lied and said yes.
"Well," said the priest, "I guess you seen what happened at church Sunday?"
"Yes" said Johnnie lying.
"Well I guess you saw that big grizzly bear come through the front door and up the aisle grabbing people from their seats and eat them alive?"
"Yeah" said Johnnie.
"Well I guess you saw that little dog come in right behind him, and stare each other down right in the middle of the church?"
"Yeah" said Johnnie, lying again.
After a few moments of silence the priest finally looked Johnnie straight in the eye and ask Johnnie if he honest to God believed that story.
Johnnie replied, without a quiver, "I sure do preacher, that was my Dog!"
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