Friday, September 12, 2008
Friday Humor
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards right down the
middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball
went sideways into the woods. He was angry, but he went into the
woods and hit a very hard 2 iron which hit a tree and bounced back
straight at him, striking him in the temple and killing him.
At the Pearly Gates St. Peter looked in the big book and said...
"I see you were a golfer, is that correct?"
"Yes, I am," he , replied.
St Peter then said, "Can you drive the ball a long distance?"
The golfer replied, "You bet. After all, I got here in 2, didn't I?"
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middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball
went sideways into the woods. He was angry, but he went into the
woods and hit a very hard 2 iron which hit a tree and bounced back
straight at him, striking him in the temple and killing him.
At the Pearly Gates St. Peter looked in the big book and said...
"I see you were a golfer, is that correct?"
"Yes, I am," he , replied.
St Peter then said, "Can you drive the ball a long distance?"
The golfer replied, "You bet. After all, I got here in 2, didn't I?"
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