Friday, October 17, 2008
Friday Humor
English as a Second Language
Original source unknown. Enjoy these gems from around the world:
TOKYO SHOP: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
JAPANESE HOTEL: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, pleas control yourself.
TOKYO CAR RENTAL SHOP: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
MAJORCAN SHOP: English well talking. Here speeching American.
LEIPZIG (GERMANY) ELEVATOR: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
BELGRADE (YUGOSLAVIA) ELEVATOR: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
PARIS HOTEL ELEVATOR: Please leave your values at the front desk.
ATHENS HOTEL: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9 and 1l. a.m.daily.
YUGOSLAVIAN HOTEL: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
JAPANESE HOTEL: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
SWISS MENU: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
TOKYO HOTEL: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read not is.
BUCHAREST HOTEL: The list is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
MOSCOW HOTEL: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
AUSTRIAN SKI LODGE: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
POLISH MENU: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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Original source unknown. Enjoy these gems from around the world:
TOKYO SHOP: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
JAPANESE HOTEL: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, pleas control yourself.
TOKYO CAR RENTAL SHOP: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
MAJORCAN SHOP: English well talking. Here speeching American.
LEIPZIG (GERMANY) ELEVATOR: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
BELGRADE (YUGOSLAVIA) ELEVATOR: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
PARIS HOTEL ELEVATOR: Please leave your values at the front desk.
ATHENS HOTEL: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9 and 1l. a.m.daily.
YUGOSLAVIAN HOTEL: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
JAPANESE HOTEL: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
SWISS MENU: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
TOKYO HOTEL: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read not is.
BUCHAREST HOTEL: The list is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
MOSCOW HOTEL: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
AUSTRIAN SKI LODGE: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
POLISH MENU: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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