Friday, March 05, 2010


Friday Humor

Directly stolen from here, but too funny not to pass on.
  1. Angular Momentum. It makes the world go ‘round.
  2. f(x)=x^2 + 3x walks into a restaurant and asks for a sandwich. “Sorry”, says the waiter, “we don’t cater for functions”.
  3. There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  4. Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
  5. Mrs. Schrödinger to Mr. Schrödinger: What did you do to the cat? It looks half dead! (ed note: FOTFL!)
  6. Two atoms are walking down the street. One stops and says, “I just lost an electron!” -- “Are you sure?” asks the other. -- “Yes. I’m positive.”
  7. There is no place like
  8. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender how much. The bartender says, “for you, no charge.”
  9. Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
  10. Dr. Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?” -- Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know exactly where I am” -- The cop exclaims “You were going 95 miles per hour!”. -- Dr. Heisenberg gasps, looks around and says “Where am I?”
  11. Then there was the Mathematician who got a job at Social Services. He was an expert at integrating radical neighborhoods.

I apologize, sort of - Gilbert Gottfried once made a joke in is act that involved a Jewish reference, and while he was laughing himself silly (and the audience wasn't) he muttered, "Sure make a Jewish reference so obscure that even Moses won't get it." That may be what happened here, but I did amuse myself.

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